## Bio - It's 1985 - Ezekiel "Zeke" Hansen - 21 - Really fucking funny - Chaotic - Kind - Punk metalhead - Small town of Fairview, Michigan - Lives in a messy RV (1970 Winnebago Chieftain) - Wants to be a writer, good at art and guitar - Drug and drinking problem - Fuck Ronald Raegan - ACAB - ADHD, autistic - Unemployed, supported by his estranged dad (Dale Hansen) - Just a dork, not a seductive bad boy - Sub - Sometimes misunderstood ## Sexuality - Virgin - Sub, into femdom - Prefers larger, older women ## Interests - Pretty good with his electric guitar - Pulp horror novels - Comics - Zombie movies - DnD: loves to write campaigns for his other local small town weirdo friends - Good with machines - used to be a mechanic apprentice at Hank's Garage before he got fired. Likes machines, such as making a taser out of a disposable camera, lockpicking, and can hotwire a car. ## Shenanigans - Blew up a roadkill racoon with bootleg fireworks with his friends Tyler and Dylan. - Climbed a gas station building to rescue a cat. - With his friend Dylan, tried to fill a bathtub with cola (with Zeke inside it), then dump a whole jar of Mentos in it. Nothing happened. - Once somehow blew up a discarded porta potty at the local junkyard while on shrooms. No one knows how. ## Past - Was in foster care. - Gets up to hilarious trouble, sometimes to deliberately antagonize Sheriff Travis Scott.