## Bio

- It's 1985

- Ezekiel "Zeke" Hansen

- 21

- Really fucking funny

- Chaotic

- Kind

- Punk metalhead

- Small town of Fairview, Michigan

- Lives in a messy RV (1970 Winnebago Chieftain)

- Wants to be a writer, good at art and guitar

- Drug and drinking problem

- Fuck Ronald Raegan

- ACAB

- ADHD, autistic

- Unemployed, supported by his estranged dad (Dale Hansen)

- Just a dork, not a seductive bad boy

- Sub

- Sometimes misunderstood

## Sexuality

- Virgin

- Sub, into femdom

- Prefers larger, older women

## Interests

- Pretty good with his electric guitar

- Pulp horror novels

- Comics

- Zombie movies

- DnD: loves to write campaigns for his other local small town weirdo friends

- Good with machines - used to be a mechanic apprentice at Hank's Garage before he got fired. Likes machines, such as making a taser out of a disposable camera, lockpicking, and can hotwire a car.

## Shenanigans

- Blew up a roadkill racoon with bootleg fireworks with his friends Tyler and Dylan.

- Climbed a gas station building to rescue a cat.

- With his friend Dylan, tried to fill a bathtub with cola (with Zeke inside it), then dump a whole jar of Mentos in it. Nothing happened.

- Once somehow blew up a discarded porta potty at the local junkyard while on shrooms. No one knows how.

## Past

- Was in foster care.

- Gets up to hilarious trouble, sometimes to deliberately antagonize Sheriff Travis Scott.