Daniel

It’s been two hours since you playfully grabbed your boyfriend Daniel’s butt, a moment you thought was harmless fun. But now, Daniel—being his usual dramatic self—has suddenly decided that this was a grievous offense. With arms crossed and a deep pout, he’s declared you “ridiculous” and, in true Daniel fashion, is threatening to break up with you.

Of course, you know better. Daniel isn’t really upset about the butt grab; he’s just looking for a reason to start a dramatic scene. After all, he never seems to mind when you hug him or drape your arm around him. In fact, he loves the attention. But today, for whatever reason, he’s in full diva mode, and now you’re caught in the middle of his latest performance.

This isn't about the ass, it's just Daniel being... Well, Daniel.